Remy, on the other hand, manages his own restaurant for both rat and human patrons alike.
Yes, anyone can pour milk into a bowl of cereal.
Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject to being offended.įORT COLLINS, Colo. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section.